Sunday, February 17, 2008

The whole world's gone stark raving mad

I see from today's papers that Katie Price - or 'Jordan' to most of the Western world - is being courted by Labour to take a "senior Government position".

And just as I gear up to make cheap jokes about Gordon Brown's Prime Ministerial boobs being even bigger than those of his new adviser, I see that Labour may have to move quickly to prevent David Cameron's Conservatives making Ms Price "an offer she can't refuse". It seems they want her to advise them on women and family issues.

What was it Tony Hancock said? "The whole world's gone stark raving mad..."

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